Son Of WAY contrafactum: Just One

 * Big John

** Contrafactum #584 of "Big John by Jimmy Dean.

** This contrafactum is about how a grouchy old lady in her upper 50s to lower 60s is hiring JUST ONE employee at a convenience store in Junction City, Kansas in 2003 or 2004, when the singer was looking to work anywhere.

** I thought of when the manager told me "Just One" every now and again since that job search in the early-mid 2000s, and eventually, I thought of the tune to "Big John" when I thought of the phrase "Just One."

** The instrumentation needs to be altered to sound like popular music released in 2003 or 2004.

* Videos of the original tune

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* Music video ideas

** Show a slideshow / collage / montage of either one convenience store employee or a manager with one convenience store employee

** The convenience store should be rented for a video shoot of actors / actresses acting out a convenience store scene when budgets improve - the job applicant asks for an application and the manager says she's hiring JUST ONE assistant.

* Lyric ideas

** All occurrences of "Big John" is to be replaced with "Just One" and "Big Bad John" is to be replaced with "It's Just One" or "Hire Just One."

* LYRICS

** (To be penned sometime.)