Son of W.A.Y. parody: Don't Wear Your Tie Like That

• Don't Wear Your Tie Like That

• Contrafactum of "Anchors Aweigh" by Charles A. Zimmermann
• This contrafactum is to go over the fact that wearing one's tie in certain ways may look stupid, and possibly other reasons why a tie shouldn't be worn the wrong way.
• How You Do and Do Not Wear a Tie
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of ties being worn the wrong way vs. the right way, are to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors portrayed wearing their ties the wrong way can be told by an advice-giver (in song) not to wear their ties like that because the way their ties are worn looks stupid/
• Lyric ideas
• Replace all occurrences of "Anchors Aweigh My Boy, Anchors Aweigh" with "Don't Wear Your Tie Like That, That Looks Stupid."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)