- Work For Us At Rib Crib
- Recording: https://soundcloud.com/user-831774263/work-for-us-at-rib-crib
- Contrafactum of "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber
- This contrafactum is to be an employee recruitment jingle for Rib Crib, my employer in 2018-2019.
- This recruitment jingle may also be used by other restaurants, just with the name "Rib Crib" substituted for other restaurants' names.
- Music video ideas
- Slideshows and videos showing the overall work life at Rib Crib, and perhaps the meals they serve, are to be shown in the music vid.
- Lyric ideas
- If other barbecue restaurants use this contrafactum, they need only substitute the words "Rib Crib" with the name of their restaurant.
- LYRICS:
- Verse 1
- If you are an easygoing team player
- Desiring to be a meal purveyor
- If you want to work in a place that is fast-paced
- Making or serving food with barbecue tastes
Refrain- And if you’re living in the Midwest
- And prefer to be around any hickory-smoked
- Products and very friendly workers
- If you happen to live nearby
- To any one of our restaurants
- Apply to us online
- Fill it out anytime
Pre-Chorus- If you go to Rib-Crib-dot-com-slash-careers
- There, you apply to become an employee here
- After you submit and turn that in
- We will review it right then
- After a time, we’ll schedule an interview
Chorus- So if you like to be around briskets
- Well then, please work for us at Rib Crib
- If you prefer to be in casual, comfy settings
- Then work for us at Rib Crib
Verse 2- Signature recipe is in slow-smoked ribs
- We also have a menu made for kids
- Rib Crib’s menu comes complete with homestyle sides
- As well, it’s rounded off with our southern faves
Refrain- And if you’re living in the Midwest
- And prefer to be around any hickory-smoked
- Products and very friendly workers
- If you happen to live nearby
- To any one of our restaurants
- Apply to us online
- Fill it out anytime
Pre-Chorus- If you go to Rib-Crib-dot-com-slash-careers
- There, you apply to become an employee here
- After you submit and turn that in
- We will review it right then
- After a time, we’ll schedule an interview
Chorus- So if you like to be around briskets
- Well then, please work for us at Rib Crib
- If you prefer to be in casual, comfy settings
- Then work for us at Rib Crib
Intermission- Na (x7), Na (x7), Na (x11)
- Na (x7), Na (x7), Na (x11)
Bridge- When you start here you’ll work a restaurant wage
- Youngest is 16, if you are teenaged
- You will make many friends, and gain some valued skills
- For your lives, Rib Crib might just set the stage
Chorus- So if you like to be around briskets
- Well then, please work for us at Rib Crib
- If you prefer to be in casual, comfy settings
- Then work for us at Rib Crib
Chorus- So if you like to be around briskets
- Well then, please work for us at Rib Crib
- If you prefer to be in casual, comfy settings
- Then work for us at Rib Crib
Original Title: "ENG's Ideas, Inventions, and Innovations Journal"
This blog, started 3-15-2005, contains journal entries and also ideas, innovations, and inventions that come to mind.
Note: All personal entries that aren't the 3 I's will be labeled "(Personal Entry)" on the titles' ends.
My blog is now "BIG YES BOMB" because I found Jason Carter on Facebook one night and asked, "Are you...
...Elder Carter from Nagasaki?" His answer is the title today!
Monday, November 12, 2018
Son of W.A.Y. parody: Work For Us At Rib Crib
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