- We'll Cut All Our Losses
- Parody of "1966 Pepsi Jingle" by Pepsi Co.
- The parody is about how one of the trainees for a job scored so low on an end-of-training test that he was let go.
- Duane Horning used to be a trainer for Sykes Enterprises, where I used to work, and warned us that if we scored lower than the 80 minimum needed to pass, they'd take them case-by-case, but if the score is too low, they would save the low-scorer the frustration, cut all our losses, and the low-scorer would be free to look for a new job.
- Music video ideas
- Either hire Duane Horning for the music video, or a facsimile actor that looks like Duane as he appeared in 2003.
- However, per the conditions of the music video, Duane will either need to color his hair to what it originally was in 2003, or wear a wig with that original hair color.
- Lyric ideas
- Shoehorn in the line, somehow, if possible:
- "...But if you score too low, we'll save you all the frustration, cut all our losses, and you'll be free to look for a new job!"
- LYRICS:
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Note: All personal entries that aren't the 3 I's will be labeled "(Personal Entry)" on the titles' ends.
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Monday, November 14, 2016
Son of W.A.Y. parody: We'll Cut All Our Losses
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