Son of W.A.Y. parody: Worlds of Fun

• Worlds of Fun
• Parody of "Old Joe Clark," an old folk mountain ballad from eastern Kentucky.
• Should Worlds of Fun / CFEC use this song for marketing purposes, I hope to get some VIP perks - something like a reduced admission fare for me and any party I bring to enter the park, a special discount card to earn a half-price discount on goods sold in there, discounts for lodging in nearby hotels, etc.
• The song's instrumentation ought to get updated to the musical tastes of the present day. To keep to a local geographical theme, professional music artists from the KC metro area can be hired to play the modern rendition.
• Music video ideas:
• The music video must show EVERYTHING about Worlds of Fun - amateur camcorder footage depicting a day in the Kansas City theme park would be ideal.
• Should Worlds of Fun / Cedar Fair Entertainment Company use this song for marketing purposes, they may use their official footage of the park as part of an updated music video. Also, professional actors may appear in a music video intended to market the theme park.
• Lyric ideas:
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• LYRICS:
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