Son of W.A.Y. parody: High Fructose Corn Syrup is Bad For You

• High Fructose Corn Syrup is Bad For You
• Parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
• This song is also a public service announcement that I will give free license to health advocacy groups to use. All I ask is that I get credited for making this song.
• Music video ideas:
• Music video must show singers who are thin at first, then as they consume products containing HFCS, time passes and they grow wider. They must don different, progressively bigger fat-suits for progressing parts of the music video.
• When one of the singers gets wise about the ill effects of HFCS, he learns to check every ingredient label of every product he buys. When he spots "HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP" on a product's ingredient label, he gives a cross facial expression and throws it back onto the shelf. 
• The text "HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP" must display prominently on the ingredient label.
• The products in the video containing HFCS must not show their labels, unless they are not sold in America (and/or whatever country the song is recorded in) because no manufacturer of products laced with HFCS would ever endorse being in a song that sings contrary to their business interests.
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