Son of W.A.Y. parody: He Is Such A Dead Man of the Future

• He Is Such A Dead Man of the Future
• Parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" by Patti Page
• Recommended instrumentation: Any style of music popular with contemporary senior citizens
• Karaoke / instrumental version of "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"
• Another Karaoke / instrumental version (however, barking sound effect present)
• Credits for revision assistance: Leanna Coone, Benjamin Hiebert
• Music video ideas:
• Music video must show a male senior citizen doing what senior citizens do, 
• Possibly playing Canasta and pet-sitting.
• Lyric ideas:
• Somewhere in the lyrics must mention how people younger than retirement age are future immortals because when medical research cures more diseases every year, faster than ever thanks to ever-faster technology, we'll someday discover the cure to aging itself, which is why we're not also future dead people, rather, we're future immortals.
• LYRICS (Draft 0.2):
• Group 1
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• He gets around slowly with a cane,
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• His memory he'll struggle to maintain.
• Group 2
• He's retired and lives in nursing homes,
• He plays Canasta and pet-sits all day,
• His days of working are far behind him,
• His muscles are now too frayed to play.
• Group 1 (Refrain 1)
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• He gets around slowly with a cane,
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• His memory he'll struggle to maintain.
• Group 3
• We younger peeps are future immortals,
• If we're all below retirement age,
• Since cures come each year, and will for aging,
• Future treatments mean aging's off-stage.
• Group 4
• We feel sorry for older generations,
• Med research can't keep them alive,
• Long enough to prevent life's cessation,
• Unlike us, they can't forever survive.
• Group 1 (Refrain 2)
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• He gets around slowly with a cane,
• He is such a dead man of the future,
• His memory he'll struggle to maintain.