Son of W.A.Y. parody: Stockin' Yogurt
- Stockin' Yogurt
- Music video ideas:
- Music video must show a supermarket employee stocking shelves with any brand of yogurt. The rhythm of his arm while putting away the yogurt, rotating them (by expiration date) and etc. MUST match the music.
- Later on, facial expression and body language must be indicative of the tedious, monotonous nature of that low-wage job. Eventually the employee must appear to ponder what the hell he's doing with his life, and what better jobs he could work instead.
- Lyric ideas:
- Replace "Chickadee" with "Groceries"
- Replace "Oriole" with "Chromeo" (a Canadian electro-funk duo)
- (More to come)
- LYRICS:
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock, stock... stock, stock.
- S/he stocks up the store shelves all shift long
- Merchandise rotatin' into where they belong
- Watchin' expiration dates like a hawk
- Then the yogurt bottles get stocked, stocked, stocked
- Stockin' Yogurt (stock, stock, stock)
- Stock-stock-stockin' Yogurt (Stock... stockity-stock)
- We're stockin' yogurt 'cause we really gotta stock it today (stock... stockity-stock)
- This clerk was assigned the section "Groceries"
- S/he must unpack cases in a hurry
- There's a quota of a lot per hour
- So s/he can start puttin' (a)'way that flour
- Stockin' Yogurt (stock, stock, stock)
- Stock-stock-stockin' Yogurt (Stock... stockity-stock)
- We're stockin' yogurt 'cause we really gotta stock it today (stock... stockity-stock)
- These tasks are repetitious and so mind-numbing
- To bear the drudgery s/he started humming,
- S/he'd rather just attend a comedy show,
- Or listen to a duo named Chromeo
- S/he stocks up the store shelves all shift long
- Merchandise rotatin' into where they belong
- Watchin' expiration dates like a hawk
- Then the yogurt bottles get stocked, stocked, stocked
- Stockin' Yogurt (stock, stock, stock)
- Stock-stock-stockin' Yogurt (Stock... stockity-stock)
- We're stockin' yogurt 'cause we really gotta stock it today (stock... stockity-stock)
- Well, the end of the shift is slowly forthcoming
- To bear the drudgery s/he started humming,
- S/he'd rather just attend a comedy show,
- Or listen to a duo named Chromeo
- S/he stocks up the store shelves all shift long
- Merchandise rotatin' into where they belong
- Watchin' expiration dates like a hawk
- Then the yogurt bottles get stocked, stocked, stocked
- Stockin' Yogurt (stock, stock, stock)
- Stock-stock-stockin' Yogurt (Stock... stockity-stock)
- We're stockin' yogurt 'cause we really gotta stock it today (stock... stockity-stock)
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock a-stockity-stock, stock a-stockity-stock,
- Stock, stock... stock, stock.
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