Friday, August 19, 2016

Son of W.A.Y. parody: He's a NEAR-Future Dead Man

  • He's a NEAR-Future Dead Man
  • Music video ideas:
    • Music video must show an elderly male who is apparently near-death (so not as healthy-looking as ordinary male senior citizens.) 
    • Example: Well over 300 lbs, gets around in a Hoveround wheelchair, and clearly past retirement age.
  • Lyric ideas:
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  • LYRICS:
    • (background vocal:)
      • Near future dead man!
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    • (spoken:)
      • Here's what I'll tell ya about near-future dead men:
      • They may be morbidly obese, get around in a hoveround wheelchair, and...
      • They may be old too,
      • With oxygen tubes,
      • Hooked to a tank, to be frank.
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      • Now, you see,
    • (sung:)
      • When their condition's like that, they probably don't
      • Have long to live, and they're in the nursing home zone
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    • (background vocal:)
      • Near future dead man!
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    • (spoken:)
      • Those were near-future dead men, past their prime, wasting away, and can't do much else now, aged 70+.

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