5th grade journal 4 (Retro personal entry)

(This is a transcription of journal entries from long before I started this blogsite. This one is from 5th grade.)

Dec. 12, 1995

Dear Journal,

Next month is my birthday. The ones I want for Christmas is:

1. microscope magnafyng 5000x
2. 30 speed bike
3. magic wand
4. Pre-Computer 4000 (no store has that, but Santa Claus has those.)
5. Zelda Vacuum Cleaner (5.2 Amps, 35 decibels)
6. Assorted text books
7. Brain Quest Collections
8. roller skates
9. toy car collection 50 toy cars on Hotwheels group
10. Doll of Shaun Brooker

(Retro note: I again sounded homosexual on #10. It's a fact that many kids may give off homosexual vibes when they're 10. However, I wanted to use that doll to mutilate it and show it to my bully to convey how I feel about him.)